Well, well, well.
Look who we have here. It takes a lot of guts to come to this
place, and by "guts," I of course mean "lack of self-respect,
fun activities, or basically anything else to do." Don't worry, though!
There'll be plenty of fun to be had here! Check out all the crazy formatting
options for entering comments! Bold? Italics? Underline? Center left and center? What is this,
the Vatican?
The answer, of course, is
no, because if this was the Vatican I probably would have critiqued the rich
and gone off to feed poor people or something by now (here's another fun
activity: try to guess how long that topical reference will make sense! Who
knows, the next Pope Alexander VI could be any day...) Unfortunately, this is a
simple, poorly-organized blog. Don't worry, I'm not doing this out of the
goodness of my heart like some communist shadow of God on Earth or anything.
As per usual, it looks like I was too smelly to get a job this summer,
and assuming that remains the case, I figure having a vague responsibility to
upload a story or anecdote a day to this thing will keep me busy. In that
sense, this blog is my baby. Also in the sense that it will almost certainly
smell like shit, eventually. So until then, enjoy the ride!
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